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Dated April, 2-12, In the year of our Rebar, 1999
What were your expectations of the week? In reflecting on your experience and the context of the week, were your expectations met? Were they realistic?
My wildest dreams became a reality when I was assigned to construct rebar cages. After touching the Rebar, I was able to walk again.
Rebar is watching!
Racial/Ethnic Group: Children of the Rebar
Other Comments:
"...and Rebar said all were saved, and there was much feasting on: apples, artichokes, orangutangs, beef bark, squid, lima beans, asparagus, rump roast, fluteboys, turtles, fried wontons, corn on the cob, zingers, and ethnic foods; and it was good."
REBAR 2:12
"Cable tie, and ye shall be healed."
REBAR 1:8
All hail the mighty Rebar. For Rebar is all mighty and all knowing!
(Candy is actually Rebar in Candy form)
If you see this man (he goes by the name of J. Capps), congratulate him on having seen the light.