See the Rebar Artwork Page!
See the Testimony of a Man Changed by
Rebar!
Rebar Sayings
Holy Rebar, Batman!
Holy Rebar, Batman Beyond!
Holy Stirrup, Rebarman!
You can not kill rebar; you can only make it
stronger.
Every time there is an uncomfortable silence,
a piece of rebar has gone on to a better place.
(note: The previous two do not conflict because
Rebar says they don't)
Rebar Movies/Plays
Rebar Wars
Casarebar
Death (and Rebirth) of a Rebar
Death of a Spritesman
The Rebar Menagerie
Rebar Fences
Two rebar songs composed by William
and John (Juan), Rebarman and Cable Tie, Rebar *tying* Champions of the
World. These were composed as they were working to assemble the rebar
cages. They also wrote this:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and
we took the one with more rebar.
That has made all the difference.
Amazing Rebar
Amazing Rebar, how sweet thy touch
that saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost, but found Rebar
was blind but now can see.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
five wooden stakes!,
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
six rebar stands,
five wooden stakes!,
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me:
seven bars for rebarring,
six rebar stands,
five wooden stakes!,
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
eight rebar rectangles,
seven bars for rebarring,
six rebar stands,
five wooden stakes!,
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
nine 2x4s,
eight rebar rectangles,
seven bars for rebarring,
six rebar stands,
five wooden stakes!,
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me:
ten muddy lots,
nine 2x4s,
eight rebar rectangles,
seven bars for rebarring,
six rebar stands,
five wooden stakes!,
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me:
eleven angled rebars,
ten muddy lots,
nine 2x4s,
eight rebar rectangles,
seven bars for rebarring,
six rebar stands,
five wooden stakes!,
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me:
twelve tool trailors,
eleven angled rebars,
ten muddy lots,
nine 2x4s,
eight rebar rectangles,
seven bars for rebarring,
six rebar stands,
five wooden stakes!,
four rebar cages,
three twisty-screwy things,
two cable ties,
and a Rebar in a pear tree.
May the Rebar be with you